Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony
He stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni

Black man was picking cotton
And it caused him lots of pain
So he took his mom's advice
And dulled it with cocaine

Jewish people came to town
And money in they raked
Then a German joined the fun
And the Jews in ovens baked

Some Catholic priests came to town
And children they molested
The joke's on them, for the children
HIV positive tested

Some Mauzis came to town
And killed a few good men
I didn't join in their evil plan
'Cause I'm a good citizen

Some Americans came to town
In a land well oiled
But the Mauzis killed them infidels
And so their plans were foiled

Some Chinese people came to town
Their eyes looked like thin lines
But that was the least of our worries
For they devoured all the canines